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Why is being fat not very funny?
Because you can't laugh it off!
Why is the hot dog, best dog?
Because it doesn't bite the hand that feeds it but feeds the one who bites it.
How do Barbars get to their
shop quickly?
Because they use short cuts.
How do you make a gold soup?
Use fourteen carats.
If you were locked in a
concrete room with no doors and windows and all you had inside the room was a bed and
calendar. What would you eat and drink?
Get dates from the calendar and water from the (bed) springs.
If you were standing directly
on the Antartica south pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one
step backward?
North from the south, all directions are north.
Why did the man pull the
strings?
He would like silly pushing it.
Which kind of skin would make
the best slipper
Banana skin.
Why is heat faster than cold?
Because we can catch cold.
Why did the girl put the sugar
bag under the pillow?
Because she wanted to have sweet dreams.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it is too far for them to walk.
Which word is always pronounced wrongly?
Wrongly!
Which room has no floor, no
doors and no windows?
mushrooms.
Which wave cannot move?
Microwave.
Which cube doesn't emit light?
Test tube.
Which cycle moves without
wheels?
Water cycle.
Which is the key that kicks?
Donkey.
What happened when a man
bought paper shop?
It blew away.
What is the opposite of
minimum?
mini dad.
From what word of 8 letters
can you extract 5 and leave 10?
Tendency.
How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the letter 'r'
How do you make a coat last?
Make the trousers first.
What walks on its head all
day?
A drawing pin stuck in your shoe.
Why is the book like a king?
Because it has many 'pages'
What would happen if you swallowed your teaspoons?
You will not be able to stir. |
ilaxi
patel
